late night debauchery brings on next day hunger

Last night I went out with SR in usual Tuesday tradition. For the most part the evening was uneventful- full of girl talk, relationship reflection, and most importantly beer. One of our topics of conversation was in regard to hang-overs. There is the "Oh my God I feel like I am going to puke!" hang-over, the "I drank way to much Red Bull so I am going to have an eight hour panic attack today." hang-over, the "Seriously, if I blink my head will explode!" hang-over, and last but not least the "Holy crap today I ate an Egg McMuffin from McDonalds, a Big Beef Nacho Supreme with extra sour cream from Taco Bell, an entire sleeve of Saltines, a cookie, a milkshake, a Boston Market whole chicken with two sides of macaroni and cheese, a wedding cake, and I still feel hungry?" hang-over.

So everyone raise your glass and know that tomorrow will be a day of hell or hunger.

Shaving sucks

Okay this weekend I went camping with DK and the fam ... we had a great time. Anyway in preparation for the trip I have to shave my legs which is a task I do not care for and from what I understand most do not. Anyway to the point.... I cut my ankle and it sucked! I know that this seems like a stupid thing to bitch about but since I am a first time cutter I figured it was worth the bitch. TN and I were talking today about shaving and cutting and she let me know that she basically cuts herself every time! Every time??? Somebody get this girl some VEET!

are you f-ing kidding me

Today at work someone sent me an e-mail that was a video clip of a bear kicking some man's ass. The bear was karate kicking and punching the guy in the face. I have to admit it was pretty funny. Later this individual asks me "Do you think that bear was real?"