oh happy day

Things that are making me happy today:

1. My cousin is moving to Columbus today.
2. TN and I made up last night. I love you.
3. I have my office back to myself.
4. I am leaving to go on vacation.

things that are pissing me off today

My chair at work keeps sinking down. Every 20 minutes or so I have to get up and adjust it.

Today I went home for lunch, ate some pizza, chatted with TN. Then I go outside to leave and the frickin garbage truck has me parked in. These shleps are taking there sweet time collecting the garbage which in turn makes me 10 minutes late back to work.

I just got a phone call from the salon I was supposed to have my hair done in at 6:30. They need to cancel my appointment. Then the girl says "I already got you another appointment for Tuesday" ..... Well lady I am going out of town next week so thanks for nothing.

grammar

Okay now I am not claiming to be a genius or anything but I just overheard this at work:

"The person is un-cooperating."

Good God you would think that I worked with a bunch of mentally handicapped people.

are you f-ing kidding me; part II

Today at work the following e-mail was sent around:


>I am passing this on to you because it definitely
> worked for me and we all could use more calm in our
> lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a
> Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr.
> Phil proclaims that the way to achieve inner peace is
> to finish all the things you started. So I looked
> around my house to see the things I started and hadn't
> finished: and before leaving the house this morning, I
> finished off a bottle of Merlot, A bottle of White
> Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a
> package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and
> Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some
> Saltines and a box of chocolates.
> You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please
> pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner
> peace. No need to thank me.

Afterward, a certain individual asks "Did you really drink all of that this morning?"

Seriously what the fuck... are people in this world really that fucking stupid?

found

After a period of longing my Tu-Pac CD has been found. Oh how this white girl loves her gangsta' rap.

Snooty Frickenhump

I thought this was so funny.... follow the instructions and let me know what your name is.

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

Use the third letter of your first name to find your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z - zippy

Use the second letter of your last name to find the first part of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

Now use the third letter of you last name to determine the last part of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humberdink
y = hiney
z = juice

Have fun and be sure to let me know what your name is.

Cancer

Last night I met a guy who has testicular cancer. He is twenty-three years old and has decided not to go through chemo. I spent the majority of the evening trying to convince him that it is worth a shot. I have mixed emotions about the night. Was that my place to try to convince a stranger to put his body through hell, lose hair, lose weight, vomit for months maybe years, be sick, and then maybe lose it all anyway? I think I did the right thing.

Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. - Stephen King

Dear JY,

Thanks for the song.

Driving to Granville

Last night DK and I were on our way to Granville for our one year anniversary dinner and we were having a discussion about healthy eating. I told him that I recently heard eating all non-processed food was a very good diet.

DK: Well does that mean you have to eat whole grain bread?
ME: No, that means you have to eat whole grains, bread is processed.
DK: So what, you have to shove oats in your mouth like you are a horse?
ME: I guess?