What a bore

I was reading through some of my old posts and I think that I have become progressively more boring. I really need to jazz it up on here. No wonder no one ever leaves comments BECAUSE I AM BORING! Anyway, help me think people, I swear to God I am funny and have lots of stories to tell. Oh, I think that I am going to tell a funny story that happened a long while back:

A few friends of mine were "guest bartenders" for a small campus bar because they were in a contest with other guest bartenders to see who could have the highest sales over a few month period or some shit like that. Anyway the grand prize was a trip to Vegas. So my old roommate and I went into this bar with the intension of spending as much money our small budgets could handle. We pick a seat at the bar and precede to order our regular drinks, her a vodka seven, me a Bud Light or maybe a Bombay Dry and tonic who knows... whatever. So a little later this guy, mid-30's, Asian, DRUNK, sits next to me. He speaks very drunken', broken, English but he manages to get out that my roomy and I are beautiful and he wants to buy our drinks for the rest of the evening. Sweet ass! Patrone for me!! So me and old roomy get smashed off our asses, I mean the point is to get the sales up for my buddies right! Well after a period of time Mr. Asian wants me to go home with him his exact words were "You go home with me?" and I am like hell no dude. Well this pisses Mr. Asian right the fuck off. He stands up and smacks me in the face. I not talking like a smack on a toddlers hand I talking WACK .. so hard that it knocks me off my fucking barstool. So here I am laying on the floor, laughing my ass off because I don't know what else to do. The bouncer runs over picks the guy up and tosses him out the door. I get up and I am like seriously what the fuck just happened. Then out of nowhere this fuck runs back into the bar and smacks an other friend of mine who had nothing to do with anything and then one of our other friends punches the guy in the face. Needless to say the guy got blasted out of the bar and his tab ended up being like $90.00 or something ... what an ass.

I mean come on guys this is good shit.

to the theme song of "The Never Ending Story"

♪♪♪The Never Ending Day at Work.. oh oh ohh oh oh ohhhhh♪♪♪

AIM

About a year ago I received a telephone call from AIM (Assistance in Marketing) they asked me if I was willing to take a survey and explained that at times they need people to come in and be a part of a discussion group if you "qualify". I have taken many phone surveys and been a part of one discussion group, I was paid $100.00 for my time in the discussion group that lasted approximately 2 hours. Anyway, during the phone surveys AIM asks very specific questions such as, "How much money to you make?" and/or "Are you married or single?" and/or "Are you the head of your household?" so on and so forth. If you answer in the way that will keep you qualified they ask you the next question, and if you don't they say "Thanks have a great day!" Well yesterday my phone rang and it was AIM, they asked me if I had time to talk and I agreed. I went through a battery of questions and the last question I was asked was "How did you vote in the last Presidential election?" I answered and was told to "Have a nice day". Apparently they only needed dumb-shits for this discussion group.

twenty-seven

Look at my new little baby, isn't he cute! This little guy was a birthday present from DK. I can't wait to learn how to put my pictures on here. JY will probably be responsible for teaching me that move.

My birthday was great, SK, JS, PS, DK, and I went to the Japanese Steak House, I ate like a pig, I was stuffed but that food is so good, it makes me happy, yes the food at the Japanese Steak House makes me happy. After that we hit Novak's for a few but it was very crowded so we opted for a lighter scene. JK and his fiance' met up with us and we ended up at Mickey's Old Timers Tavern in Grandview. Everyone sang karaoke and drank and laughed and had good time. Of course SK was the house ringer with karaoke but JS and I tried our best. I had a great time, thanks to all my peeps for a slammin' birthday.