the ending of an era, the turning of a page

The first time I was a bar tender.
The first time I met PS.
The first time I met MS.
The first time I met MK.
The first time I met MJM.
The first time I met AZ.
The first time I met JY.
The first time I met JB.
The first time I met MR.
The first time I met CR.
The first time I met RN.
The first time I met IF.
The first time I met NR.
The first time I met JD.
The first time I met DB.
The first time I met RK.
The first time I met SW.
The first time I stayed up and drank until it was light enough outside to drive home with no headlights.
The first time I ate late night TJ's.
The first time I drank Bombay Dry and tonic.
The first time I slept in a bar.
The first time I had a serious conversation about rape.
The first time I pretended to be pregnant by PS and had to tell MJM.
The first time I dressed as a hooker for Halloween.
The first time I got a condom for Christmas.
The first time I drank a shot that was tapped with a sweet dick.
The first time I ate a chip and cheese sandwich.
The first time DB ask me "why don't you work-out"
The first time MM told me there was another girl.
The first time that dick-head that used to work at Jillian's called me a bitch.
The first time JM drank a cup full of Jim Beam that was disguised as Coke.
The first time I told someone to "get the fuck out".
The first time JY, AZ and I were in a late night/early morning snowball fight.
The first time I had to drive through Heritage Festival.

Oh.... all these firsts are now lasts as well. Good bye Brian Boru's.

Dibbs on the horse painting!