Chicken "slap-back"

This story begins approximately five years ago when my brother’s girlfriend lived in the dorms at Otterbein College. The two of them went to the cafeteria there to enjoy a lunch and my brother ordered a chicken sandwich. He takes a big bite and there happened to be a "fat line" running through the sandwich and when he tried to pull the bite away from his face the rest of the chicken breast flew out from between the buns and slapped him in the face; now know as the "slap-back". After hearing about this horrific incident I have refrained from eating chicken sandwiches of any kind. Well today I had to run many errands at my lunch and fast food was my only option. I pulled through McDonald's drive through dreading the decision of what to eat. I decided since it had been approximately five years since the last chicken sandwich passed my lips I would give it another go-around. This was a mistake. I ordered a McSpicy McChicken McCrispy and what do you think happened to me? You guessed it slap-back. Never again friends, never again will a chicken sandwich make its way to my belly, in fact I may never eat chicken again, or better yet I am seriously considering trying this whole vegetarian thing out.