Nip / Tuck

SK's house, pizza, FX, channel 64/22, 10:00 est.

Oh my God they are going to tea bag him.

the shocking truth

The shocking truth is DK is trying to kill me.

Yesterday I was helping DK change out some light fixtures in his house. Then ... zap, I scream and jump up and down, and scream, and cry. Yes, I was electrocuted.

Me: Did you turn off all the breakers?
DK: Well, not all of them.
Me: Well, I found the live one! Jackass.

dental disaster

I have always prided myself on the fact that I have never had a cavity. I went to the dentist last night, for the first time in four years, only to find that I have a mouth full of trouble. The reason that I have not been to the dentist in four years are:

A. I hate the dentist.
B. I have not had the money.
C. I have never had a cavity before why would I have one now. Right? Wrong!

So the dentist goes over my x-rays with me and shows me the "problem areas", it seems that my #12 bicuspid needs a root canal, and #'s 3,4,5,18,19,30 and 31 all have cavities.

Cost of going to the dentist all along over the last four years $500.00

Cost of being a lazy, poor, bitch $3541.00

If anyone cares to donate to the HOLY CRAP JASMINE IS FUCKING STUPID AND NEEDS TO GET A CLUE ABOUT GOING TO THE DENTIST REGULARLY FUND please mail to Capitol Square Dental at 65 East State Street Columbus, Ohio 43215.

Stinky Cheese

Something I discovered today.

Lorraine Swiss Cheese tastes like POOP!!!!!

are you f-ing kidding me; part III

Stupidity in the office has hit an all time high.

jjs: You should avoid clicking on anything that says "free screen saver".
co-worker: Why? It says it is free, why would that be a problem?

Cheers Too

Friday night quotes.

Simultaneously

SK: Where did you get that pizza?
jjs: Where did you get that pizza?


Pizza Lady: Do you ladies want some Smirnoff Ice?

Simultaneously, with hesitation

SK: yep
jjs: yep

From Ohio to "The River"

Peace and quiet. That is all I wanted on my five day camping vacation to Missouri. DK and I arrived in Eminence, MO on Thursday September 1, 2005 to a beautiful camp-site that overlooked a clear, spring fed, rock bottom river. It was so quiet and peacefully we were nearly the only people there. By Friday some more campers showed up and everything was well, we took a day trip floating down the river on tubes and arrived back at the camp-site only to find that 4 or 5 new "little campers" had moved in next door. The air was filled with small cries and childish squeals and by 6 a.m. Saturday morning I had had quite enough. I heard the phrase "Mommy, I want my butterfly net" about 100 times by 8 a.m. and finally I snapped! I yelled at the top of my lungs "SHUT THAT KID UP!!!"

DK and I moved to a different camp-site after breakfast.