Tuesday, September 20, 2005

dental disaster

I have always prided myself on the fact that I have never had a cavity. I went to the dentist last night, for the first time in four years, only to find that I have a mouth full of trouble. The reason that I have not been to the dentist in four years are:

A. I hate the dentist.
B. I have not had the money.
C. I have never had a cavity before why would I have one now. Right? Wrong!

So the dentist goes over my x-rays with me and shows me the "problem areas", it seems that my #12 bicuspid needs a root canal, and #'s 3,4,5,18,19,30 and 31 all have cavities.

Cost of going to the dentist all along over the last four years $500.00

Cost of being a lazy, poor, bitch $3541.00

If anyone cares to donate to the HOLY CRAP JASMINE IS FUCKING STUPID AND NEEDS TO GET A CLUE ABOUT GOING TO THE DENTIST REGULARLY FUND please mail to Capitol Square Dental at 65 East State Street Columbus, Ohio 43215.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crap! I haven't been in 10 years...I'm screwed. Sorry to hear about the dentist. If I had money at all, it would be yours.

5:15 AM  

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