the shocking truth

The shocking truth is DK is trying to kill me.

Yesterday I was helping DK change out some light fixtures in his house. Then ... zap, I scream and jump up and down, and scream, and cry. Yes, I was electrocuted.

Me: Did you turn off all the breakers?
DK: Well, not all of them.
Me: Well, I found the live one! Jackass.