un-birthday ...

JJS:
A very merry unbirthday to me

AZ:
To who?

JJS:
To me .. ummm ...and MJM

AZ:
Oh you!, and her?

JJS:
A very merry unbirthday to you ... yah and MJM

MJM:
Who me?

AZ:
Yes, you!

JJS:
Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea
A very merry unbirthday to you!

AZ:
Now, statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday

JJS:
Imagine, just one birthday every year

AZ:
Ah, but there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays!

JJS:
Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer

BOTH:
A very merry unbirthday to you, to you

MJM:
To me?

JJS:
To you!

BOTH:
A very merry unbirthday

MJM:
For me?

JJS:
For you!

AZ:
Now blow the candle out my dear
And make your wish come true

BOTH:
A merry merry unbirthday to you!